It has been brought to my attention that occasionally I use jargon that may be incomprehensible to international readers so I am taking the liberty to define some of these terms:

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Bottle-o - /Bottle shop/ n. This one is pretty self explanatory. A place to buy bottles of grog (see grog)

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Grog - n. Alcohol

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Salties - /Salt water crocodiles/ n. These are the mean ones. Don't go swimming with salties if you don't want to get chomped

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Straya - /Australia/ n. A large country to the South of Bali. "Bloody hell! That is a large country to the South of Bali!"

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Whoop Whoop - n. An ill-defined location, a long way from anywhere

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.........................................more to come